Help wanted???

So...I don't know if this is weird or not but I'm getting kind of desperate. I am looking like mad for a new job and these days good jobs are hard to come by (if you've got one be grateful!;-) So if ANYBODY knows ANYBODY or ANYTHING about available positions PEASE let me know!! I have a couple years office experience and I'm a certified Phlebotomist (no experience). I promise I try my hardest to be a hard worker!! Hopefully this works! Thanks everyone!